5. The wonderful TSA officials at the airport in Green Bay threw mine out the last time I flew. Apparently, they are a banned substance.
4. I am constantly spilling food on myself. I think it is in my genes.
3. I'm going to have a baby girl soon. I know that kids make messes.
2. Teachers need coffee. Well, at least this one does. Coffee stains on a white shirt don't make for a wonderful day.
1. I'm currently pregnant. And with this comes an increase in clumsiness. This not a good combination with my #4 and #2 reasons. It's just a mess.
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