Dear Southerners

Dear Southerners,

At 8:30 a.m., the temperature outside was 68 degrees. Why or why then are you wearing wool sweaters and winter jackets? Sure, there is a gentle breeze, but warm weather plus gentle breeze equals pure bliss. Even after the temperature continued to climb to near 80 degrees, you people were still sporting sweaters, jackets, long pants. What is up with that? I'm freaking dying in a short sleeve shirt, capris, and flip-flops. I actually saw a few people sporting shorts, but not enough. Not enough! If you want cold, then take a drive north. Check out Chicago, Green Bay, or how about Marquette, Michigan right now to find blizzard conditions. Then you can wear your sweaters and jackets and I won't comment on what you wear.

Sincerely,
A Northerner living in the South